10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."