10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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