10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."