10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon