10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack