10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.