10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.