10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "No river, no fish."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die