10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- It's Free To Fold...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?