10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."