10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom