10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.