10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.