10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.