10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--