10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --