10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The all-in play works everytime but once.