10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is for loners.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.