10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack