10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."