10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.