10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion