10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe