10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--