10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.