10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.