10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe