10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves