10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery