10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!