10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders