10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- It's Free To Fold...
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels