10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth