10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson