10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT