10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers