10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob