10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.