10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"