10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson