10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'