10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.