10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright