10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!