10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.