10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson