10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!