10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio