10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for loners.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"