10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is